Gedichtje van n honda rijder nadat ie mij tegen kwam...

Maximus · Gold Member

T'was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a Turbocharged Maxima and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
to beat this darn Maxima, even with its big turbo!
As the light goes green and I try to pull like no joke,
the Maxima erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
these are the names of my four VTEC pistons!
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
but I know I'm in trouble when that monster gets traction.
Grabbing second I hear RPM sing,
my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of that boosted monster gaining,
all I can do is keep that four banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now its too late,
just try to act cool, like I can relate.
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
the driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"you can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"you can't win any in that silly thing."
I smiled and reved as he pulled out of sight,
with my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
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